a pizza

i don't use the phone he gave me but he painted it the same color as my phone and set up a decoy video camera because the one i usually recording every action every day and minute of my life stopped working after i pretended i was dumb enough to try to fry an egg on the lens because i couldn't think of a good halloween costume and actually don't have a corporeal form so i instead adopted a behavior uncharacteristic of my ethereal and possibly invalid existence.