life's really sad and it's amazing that i

i broke a plate in half today. there was a plate on the ground and it was under a shirt and i stepped on the shirt on the plate and the plate broke in half now i have two half-plates. episodes like that really illustrate that life's really sad and it's sort of amazing that i have the will and determination to persevere despite all the slings and arrows. maybe i have a superpower that makes my feet platebreakers. if i have to be a superhero named platebreaker i'm gonna kill myself. its imaginary episodes like that that really illustrate that life's really sad and it's sort of amazing that i have the courage to press on in the face of such potential adversity.